The one where I taze you, bro.

I'm sick and goddamn tired of everyone making a huge deal about that dumb shit who got tazed at University of Florida. You know why? Because he fucked things up.

I know John Kerry is a dirtbag and I'd like to think you know it too, but I think you're too dumb, or just too stubborn to admit it.

That jackass was asking legitimate questions the deserved answers, and Kerry was being an asshole himself and bullshitting his way out of answering, and instead of quietly sitting down, he got himself shocked, and he deserved it; if not for his unnecessary disturbance, then for being a fucking moron.

I'll be the first to say that if being an obnoxious jackass was an offense punishable by taser I would have been stunned so many times my ass would blast lightning every time I farted. But he did more than be an obnoxious jackass. If he just sat down, everyone would have wondered why John Kerry didn't just answer the goddamn questions, proving once and for all that Kerry is a ketchup-sucking scumbag who doesn't deserve anything he has.

I was part of a discussion with a few people today over why Bush is a good/shitty president and what would have happened if Kerry had won, and my stance remains the same: You assholes should have voted for me. Granted, I wasn't on the ballot and none of you even know who the hell I am anyway but I would do what needs to be done.

One person said that Bush did a good job with Iraq because we need to play mind games with the world; I agree, to a point. Another said Kerry would have scared our enemies shitless because he already scares most Americans.

Here's my thoughts, and if you keep reading this crap you must want to know what I'm thinking: Bush didn't need to invade/occupy Iraq and John Kerry is too much of a shitstain to do anything to another country, threatening or not.

Everyone will tell you that the news is untrue, to go to "real sites" to find the truth, which is that Bush sucks, that he's getting paid in ways no one can imagine for this, and so on.

Well the truth is, and this is what troops fresh from the Middle East have said: They want to slit your throat for having blue eyes. That's not the racist scumbags talking, either, and they aren't just referring to the extremists or the zealots.

They've all said the same thing: That they're doing a good thing for the people there, but that they're doing it the wrong way. I agree with my friend who said that Bush is doing the right thing by attacking Iraq to play a mind game with everyone who would fuck with us, but rather than sending troops there to occupy and fix whatever problems that will resurface as soon as American troops leave, the goddamn place should have been carpet-bombed.

Don't nuke it. We need the oil. Carpet bomb it and wipe every motherfucker out. Then we have a parking lot, oil, and the heat would turn some of the sand into glass which we can use to repair homes of Katrina victims. You think that wouldn't fuck with everyone else? Psychological warfare is great and all that, but if you go read up on the Cold War all you'll find out is that both countries lived in fear for awhile before learning that nothing would happen. Occupying a country isn't a way to fuck with anyone else because they can just as easily do the same to us without us even knowing. That would do a lot more damage.

So how did I go from the "Don't tase me, bro!" guy to a political rant? Well, I'm not sure but here's my point: He sucks, Kerry sucks, Bush sucks, Hillary Clinton sucks, Bill Clinton sucks, Barak Obama sucks, anyone else running will suck, Iraq sucks, and you're either gonna love me or call me an unbelievable asshole for this post, and you suck either way.

Goodnight everybody!

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