So is anyone reading this a fan of Howard Stern? If anyone answered "yes" to that question, go kill yourself because you support someone who only defends the right to free speech when he's the one being silenced.
Don't get me wrong: I don't hate him because he's obscene. I don't hate him because his program is a freak show. I don't even hate him because of his fondness for toilet humor. I love obscene, toilet humor-laden freak shows. I like the fact that people get humiliated. Remember back when Mary Carey lost a bet and had to clean his toilet with her hair...twice? I think if you're dumb enough to make a bet like that, you better be able to pay up.
I hate him because he doesn't give anyone the chance to express an opinion if it differs from his. Case in point? Buck Angel. If you don't know who he is, click this, or if you're not feeling brave, here. Or hey, if you're as much of a perv as I am and have a little bit of money to spend, knock yourself out.
The video in the first link is what disgusts me. Don't misunderstand me: Buck turns me on. It's Howard Stern who disgusts me by continuously referring to Buck as a woman. "If you got a vagina, you're a girl in my book," Says Stern, and that's just one of the ignorant things he says. In the first four minutes Stern tells Buck he's not a man six times, and surprise!, his callers are just as bad. I also can't forget the fact that that guy at the end was walking on eggshells regarding the toy; "This is just a safety regulation...we do the same if it was anyone..." Christ, it's as bad as being scared to say "black guy" in front of a black guy. At least Buck stayed calm and didn't sink to Howard's level, which is more than I can say for myself. I would have needed bail money after I tried to strangle Howard and that pork loin with legs, Artie Lange, with some of the slack microphone cable.
So that's it? A pussy makes you a woman and there's no arguing that? Howard Stern is one of the many ignorant jerkoffs who can't tell sex from gender.
He'll fight tooth and nail for Fartman or the right to say "cunt" on the air but would he stand up if the law stopped recognizing transgendered people? I'd wager he wouldn't.
By the way, don't even think about giving me the typical "anyone who goes on Howard Stern sets themselves for that" horseshit. In between all the talentless Saturday Night Live regulars who desperately need some way to keep themselves in the public eye (Jim Breuer, Norm MacDonald), celebrities we all wish we could forget about (Dennis Rodman, Carmen Electra, Kathy Griffin), and "musicians" who should have their mouths sewn shut (Insane Clown Posse, Aerosmith, Kid Rock, Weezer, Staind...I can see I'm gonna have to write a music rant soon), there are people who have genuinely interesting things to say. I highly doubt any of these people will ever get their chance. Not on The Howard Stern Show, anyway.
In case you're wondering about me, no, I'm not transgendered. I was born with a dick. I like my dick, but my dick doesn't make me a man. My fucked-up brain makes me a man. I don't identify with any other gender, and I never really have. Here's a secret though: I'm engaged to a genderqueer, but don't think that my fiancée sways my opinion; s/he just happened to bring it to my attention.
So to close I'll say this: Gender is not between your legs. End of fucking story, Howard.
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